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silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

This is interesting.

Everything was so massive because there was more oxygen in the atmosphere, which allowed things to grow on an enormous scale. Prehistory is some horrific shit.

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startariott:

Fuck yeah we do!

startariott:

Fuck yeah we do!

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saltunderthesea:

the1dlifeforme:

Ladies and gentleman, 21 year old twins and child stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

fuCK

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phoenix-fires:

gerard-way-intensifies:

cutie-pie-naegi:

latching-on-to-youu:

Start and end your day right.

Deadmau5 has ascended.

deadmau5 is our god now

LLOL

phoenix-fires:

gerard-way-intensifies:

cutie-pie-naegi:

latching-on-to-youu:

Start and end your day right.

Deadmau5 has ascended.

deadmau5 is our god now

LLOL

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foreignpsyche:

;The Kraken;

foreignpsyche:

;The Kraken;

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crowhogan33:

The Pokédexes throughout the years

Half of these look like gameboys

crowhogan33:

The Pokédexes throughout the years

Half of these look like gameboys

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collegehumor:

dorkly:

dorkly:

Injustice: Gods and Rich Mortals Among Us

AND A MERRY BATMAN DAY TO YOU ALL!

Happy Batman Day! Don’t forget to follow Dorkly on Tumblr if you don’t already.

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thesoupyone:

I asked my 6 year old sister to name the Smash Bros characters confirmed so far…

thesoupyone:

I asked my 6 year old sister to name the Smash Bros characters confirmed so far…

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wondercole:

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!!!

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phoenix-fires:

flosstradamus:

LOL #CURVE

Lmfao

phoenix-fires:

flosstradamus:

LOL #CURVE

Lmfao

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